Sir Macsalot (Written by Darrin DeBard)

Copyright © 2005 Darrin DeBard

 

Sir Macsalot, Sir Macsalot.

He'll get your network, believe it or not.

802.11 and D H C P,

Keep it up and running, he'll get a lease.

 

Sir Macsalot, Sir Macsalot.

Crusin with the omni, snortin up keys.

Sir Macsalot Hi-jacks alot.

The man in the middle 'tween your NIC and AP.

 

Dsniff and ArpSpoof, a smooth technique.

Passin data through the backbone, Cmon, route it through me.

It doesn't matter which one you use,

port 443 or 22.  He can get you!

 

Sir Macsalot, Sir Macsalot.

Crusin with the omni, snortin up keys.

Sir Macsalot Hi-jacks alot.

The man in the middle 'tween your NIC and AP.

 

Sir Macsalot, Sir Macsalot

Cracks alot and Hacks alot.

Crusin with the omni, sniffin ether breeze.

Sir Macsalot Hi-jacks alot.

The man in the middle 'tween your NIC and AP.

 

Hackit! JackIt! Take it down!

He can see it in the air all over town.

Look whats up, not for long,

oversized packets, big frames in your thong!  Heh.

 

You may not see him, coz he's the kind you ignore

He's got your global position on his Pentium 4

And he's coming back for more.

 

Lead Break - Trapp on his Axe!

 

Walkin, Chaulkin, Drivin or Skatin

He can help you, so dontcha be hatin'

If ya wanna be secure you gotta pay the fee.

When his work is done, he'll

 

play-for-free() {

  sleep(8);

  &Uoi->*Wee;

}

 

 

Sir Macsalot, Sir Macsalot

Crusin with the omni, snortin up keys

Sir Macsalot Sir Macsalot.

The man in the middle 'tween your NIC and AP.

 

Wherin a red hat, with Kismet, and gpsd.

 

802.11 a, b or g.

 

And his Java Caffiene...